It's Official...Monday, Dec 1st, 2008

The United States is officially in a recession. It started last December. The announcment was made today!

Hillary Clinton will be our next Secretary of State. This was "leaked" two weeks ago, to test American opinion. After careful analysis, criticizm and vetting by the public, we have all given our approval for today's surprise announcment.

The Big-3 Automakers' top exectutives will undoubtedly be driving their automobiles to the next congressional "Bail out" hearing. Ford Motor Co. announced today that CEO Alan Mulally, "...will be driving to Washington...in an Escape hybrid." Of course, other CEO's will follow in kind. Today's announcement is the first indication that auto executives are able to think "outside the box" like the Democratic House members who queried them.

Wall Street closed at -679.95 today. This was "down" after three days of "up"...following several "down" and "up's", preceded by alternating "ups" and "downs". Careful analysis indicates that those who are not in the market are recommending staying out of the market, while those who are in the market are recommending staying in the market.

And that's the news, Monday, December 1st, 2008 !